THE IDEAL GUIDE ON HOW TO ORDER A BEER/PIZZA/TAXI/COFFEE IN 15 LANGUAGES

‘Uno servicer por favour senior?’.

Que?

…..God does no one speak Spanish around here?

We all know the drill. A one-off hash of an order, followed by pointing and shouting in English and if this does not compute, shout louder.

No wonder Brits suffer from a less than favourable reputation on the continent for a lack of local language learning. If only we had a handy guide, preferably with pictures, in an easily accesible font and groovy design, with which to provide translations for our most popular orders in our most popular holiday destinations. If only……

Well, Silver Door Apartments have taken matters into their own, multilingual hands by showing you how to order the essentials in 15 different languages around the world. All together now, A allaf I gael pizza os gwelwch yn dda!

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